This one made me laugh...

After being married for 40 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said:
‘ Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22 year old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 62-year old woman – it seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.'

Now the wife was a very reasonable woman, so she told her husband to go out and find a hot 22 year old gal, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment , driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch b/w TV..

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your midlife crises.