Thursday, June 17, 2010

Rules for Being Human



I did a Tarot reading the other day and quoted from this passage, and then wondered if I had got it right and went and looked it up (do love the Internet!) and found it to be as profound as I had remembered.  I thought I would share it with a wider audience - so here it goes:

The Rules for Being Human


1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works."

4. A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive there are lessons to be learned.

6. "There" is no better than "here." When your "there" has become a "here" you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

7. Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie inside you. The answer to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. This will often be forgotten, only to be remembered again.

(Cherie Carter-Scott)

I just love no. 10 - because it is forgotten but lingers,  and once you know it,  you can draw on it again.  Very nice piece,  glad to remind myself of it.

Friday, June 4, 2010

The Bechdel Test for movies

From chocolate to movies...  and now for something completely different:



Watch this youtube clip and see if your favorite films pass the test...

All they need to do to pass is

1. have 2 women in it
2. have those 2 women have names
3. have those 2 women talk to each other - but not about a man. 

Or ask yourself... is there any movie going where there aren't 2 named men talking about something other than women...

Lots of interesting commentary about this (and the other rule - have 2 minorities in it,  talking to each other,  about something other than race..) here

The Chocolate Calculator

Someone sent this to me,  and it's fun and it works and you get to look at pictures of chocolate... what more could you ask for!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH






Don't tell me your age - let the Chocolate Witch figure it out...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH





This is fun.  DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!  It takes less than a minute ...

Work this out as you read ..




1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)





2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5



4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator




5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 .   If you haven't, add 1759..



6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number



The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).



The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



The Chocolate Witch knows all... except that apparently this is the only year (2010) that this trick will work,  so do it while you can  (and enjoy all the chocolate porn!)